Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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