- Anti Joke

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.