What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A gay man watches football.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

nolan is gay

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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