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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

No it doesnt..

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Christ is a conspiracy

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

here's a joke... the american education society