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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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