- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Where are you going Your house

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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