- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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