Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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