- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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