So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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