What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

CFL

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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