- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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