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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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