- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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