- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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