- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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