- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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