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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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