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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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