- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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