What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

whats 2+2? 4

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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