Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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