How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

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