- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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