- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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