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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Peas

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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this website is a bad joke

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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