- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Take part of what?

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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