knock knock who's there ?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Anyone can post anything.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Ily bae

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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