Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -14

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What page are you on The gay page.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Colin is gay but toasters are not

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops