A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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