JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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