- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

women's rights.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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