- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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