- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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