- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

No soup for you!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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