- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The New York Giants

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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