What's brown and sticky A stick

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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