why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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