- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

cory is gay

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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