knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

"Knock knock" Come in!

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