- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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