Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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VITAMIN C!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Albino African Americans

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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