- Anti Joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

69...you know how awkward this is now...

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat