- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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