- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

womens rights.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A lot eh?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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