Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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roses are red violets should be purple

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i have two hands.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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