- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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