A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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I'm Polish.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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