- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Wait! hundred billions!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man died.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

okay so theres this guy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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