- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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