Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Refridgerator.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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hard cheese

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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the NAACP

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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