- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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