- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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