- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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