Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Guess what? I like trains.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Tall asians

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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