- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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