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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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