- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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