How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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