- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Where are you going Your house

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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