- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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