A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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