How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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