What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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