- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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