Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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