- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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