Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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