- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

poop.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

No it doesnt..

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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