- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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