- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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