How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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