why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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