- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

what are you mike bibby?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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