Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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