Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Whats two plus two Four!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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