- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a black man? A person

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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