whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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