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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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