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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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