Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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dallen loves penis

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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