- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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