- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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