- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Face...tastes like chicken!

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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