- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock... ...no answer

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

your no better than a cockroach

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