What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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