- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

I'm Polish.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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