How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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