I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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... Chan chan

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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canada

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Cripples are lame.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So these two girls have a cup .

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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