- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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