- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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