What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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