- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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