- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why dont they make black forks

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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