- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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