Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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I don't get it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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