- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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