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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.