- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how do you call someone? use a phone

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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