knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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im telling maguire

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Anti Joke

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