What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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