- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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