why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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woman's rights

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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