- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

I'm homeless.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

NASCAR being considered a sport.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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