roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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