- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A russian gives away vodka.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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