- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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