A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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