- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Jimmy Saville

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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