- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

an american walks out of a strip club.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

knock knock Goodbye

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mums a potato

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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