- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Jimmy Saville

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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