Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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dallen loves penis

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black people swimming

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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