- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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