Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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