Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

do you wanna hear a joke school

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Maths.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...