knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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UN

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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