- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Where's my baby??

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

An Asian with a big dick.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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