Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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penis

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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