- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

woman's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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