Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

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