Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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