- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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