Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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a black man pays his child support

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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