- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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