- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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