Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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i hate non minorities!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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