- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red, yup.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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