- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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