- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Ain't idn't a word.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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