What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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