- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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