Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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