- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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