- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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