Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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