what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock. Its open.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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