We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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