- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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