- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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