Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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