- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is white and long? A New York winter

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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