- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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