"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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