Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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