- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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