Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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