- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

NEVER

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

the economy.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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