Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Men's rights

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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