- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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