- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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