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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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