Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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