A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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