One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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