- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Women's rights

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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