- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

hey hey apple

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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