- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

your no better than a cockroach

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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