Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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it was all Tagart

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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autistic kids rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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