- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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