Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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eh

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Good job, son.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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