- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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