In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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