What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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sky silverstein

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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