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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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