- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

360 NO SCOPE

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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