- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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