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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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