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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Once upon a time a was born

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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