Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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what are you mike bibby?

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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