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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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