- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

a man checks his mypsace

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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