whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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