- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Your girlfriend.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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