On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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