- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

XD Jackass.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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