A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Anti Joke

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