Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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