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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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