what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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