Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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