Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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WNBA

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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