- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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