Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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