what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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12 in general

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Refridgerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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