- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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