-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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