- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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