- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

this website even though its hilarious.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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