- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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