What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.