- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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