- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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