- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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