- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Dane Cook makes a joke.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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