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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A hill billy went fishing

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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