- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there? faith

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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