- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what's funny about war? nothing!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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