What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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