- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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