- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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