I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Sex education in Texas,

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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