Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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