- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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