Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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