- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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