these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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