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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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