Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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