It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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