- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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