Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Cheese

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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