- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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