Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

I am a mime

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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