- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

j.p. is dumb

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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