- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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