How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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