ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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1d

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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