Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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