Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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guess what? bannanas

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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