BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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whats white jizz

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Kevin and Ramin

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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