- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

richard is fag

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Man U

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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