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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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