- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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