- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??