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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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