What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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