- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A russian gives away vodka.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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