- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A dancer walks into a barre

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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